You know what really socks? Socks.

You knwo what I hate about wearin socks? Gettin all tha lint stuck under your toenails. Now I aint pretty boy but I keep em trimmed pretty good. --ever since my second wife told me how disgustign my feet looked in sandals. I guess thats why I took to wearin socks with my sandals. Anyway the dam lint ... you can only trim your toenails so much before you scrape the raw part unde the nail You know what Im talkin bout, the part that gives you the willies when tocuuhed because its never been expossed to air or nothin. Im shudderin just thinkin about it....