Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Valentine Day

In case anybody cares, I had a date on Saturday. With a gal from payroll. her name is Sandy. REal nice lady. Divorced with one kid. A daughter. Teenager. All thhese years collectin my check from her, I never did think she noticed me, but I guess that Wee that Johnnie got me is workin because she actually asked me out!. I mean I was feelin pretty good lately what with bein able to touch my shins without breakin a sweat but I didn't think anyone else was noticin.

Anyway we had a nice time at the Sizzler. I tell ya ya can't go wrong at the Sizzler. Everything they make is the tops. What can I say, Ilove my steak and potaotos.

I think Sandy had a good time too. We are gonna do it again soon, just as soon as I'm done with my current stake out. Woa. Stake out and Steak out?!? Maybe things are lookin up for ol' Terry Gristle after all.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Gristle is back.... 2009

Sorry I havn't been around. Its not my fault really. The guy who runs this show has been beusy with his cartoon. Jimpervert or something like that. I can't complain cause I don't like writing this blob thing as it is but he says its good for promotion of Slender and me. So how was my new year? So far just like every other year only this time Johnnie Boy got me a Wee for the holidays. He didn't give it to me until after January thogh. It's pretty nifty. But I don' think he got it on the up and up. When i asked him about it, he just said to not worry. I'm not one to judge, we gumshoes get things from time to time. I just hope Johnnie didn't do something hes gonna regret. I worry because he use to watch that show THE SHIELD all the time. Not when it was on live because he only gets like 3 and a halve chanels. But on Dvd which I buy him every year for Christmas. Jeez. I don't even get my exes any gifts. Screw em. They got everything else.

Anyway this Wee thingamabob has got me a little more mobility lately. Thanks to all those sports and exersise games I can almost reach the middle of my back. Soon there will b no more rubbin up against the corner of a wall to scatch an itch for ol' Terry Gristle! Happy New Year indeed.